- [from trailer; Venom controls Eddie's arm to slap Dan]
- Eddie Brock: Oh! I am so sorry!
- Venom: NOT sorry!
- [mid-credits scene]
- Venom: We all have a past, Eddie.
- Eddie Brock: What, are you... you hiding stuff from me?
- Venom: 80 billion light-years of Hive knowledge across universes would explode your tiny little brain.
- Eddie Brock: What-what does that even mean, man?
- Venom: Well, let me give you a taste, then. Just a smallest fraction of the things we symbiotes have experienced.
- Eddie Brock: Okay.
- Venom: Ready, Eddie?
- Eddie Brock: Yeah.
- [the hotel room changes into a different room]
- Venom: What's happening?
- Eddie Brock: [gets off the bed] No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
- Venom: [notices a towel on the bed] What the hell is that?
- Eddie Brock: Oh, that's a... that-that's just a towel. Where are we? Wh-What did you do?
- Venom: It wasn't me.
- [they watch the news on TV covering Spider-Man's identity as Peter Parker; Venom hums]
- Eddie Brock: What? What-what... what is this?
- [emerges into Venom]
- Venom: That guy...
- [licks the TV]
- [from trailer]
- Venom: [sees Carnage] Oh, shit!
- [retreats into Eddie]
- Eddie Brock: Woah! Where are you going?
- Venom: That is a red one!
- Eddie Brock: You need to come out right now. I will let you eat everybody!
- Venom: Promise?
- Eddie Brock: I promise!
- Venom: Oh yeah!
- [returns]
- Mrs. Chen: The chocolate delivery hasn't arrived yet.
- Venom: No!
- Eddie Brock: Oh, no. We have a deal.
- Mrs. Chen: What's gonna happen? You gonna stop protecting me? I don't think so. I've been keeping my mouth shut, feeding your little secret.
- Eddie Brock: Wow. Little old Mrs. Chen, is a little old blackmailer, huh?
- Mrs. Chen: Less of the old. I am 39.
- Venom: And I am Barry Manilow.
- Eddie Brock: Right.
- Venom: I am happy to eat Mrs. Chen.
- Eddie Brock: No, no, you cannot eat Mrs. Chen.
- Mrs. Chen: What?
- Eddie Brock: Well, I guess it's gonna have to be plan B.
- Mrs. Chen: What's plan B?
- Cletus Kasady: Every decision we ever make, who do we leave behind? And how do we leave them? Waiting in the darkness, but the rescuer never comes.
- [from trailer]
- Venom: [cooking and singing] I say ee-ther, you say ei-ther. I say nee-ither, you to say nei-ther. Ee-ther, ei-ther, nee-ther, nei-ther! Let's call the whole thing off!
- Venom: [serving a gross breakfast] Ta-da! Ketchup?
- Eddie Brock: Excuse me?
- [Venom squirts ketchup all over Eddie]
- Venom: Yummy..
- [from trailer]
- Venom: Eddie, we should be out there snacking on bad guys! I am a predator! I need to be free.
- Eddie Brock: You have got to get control of your aggression, or you will be pulled down into Area 51! You live in my body, you live by my rules!
- [from trailer]
- Cletus Kasady: Welcome back, Eddie Brock. It's been a long time. I miss you... so much!
- Warden: Cletus Kasady, you have been tried, convicted, and sentenced to death by the state of California. May your passing bring closure to the victim's families, and may you find peace in the hereafter.
- Cletus Kasady: Soon come chaos. Chaos soon come.
- Warden: Are those your final words?
- Cletus Kasady: Enjoy the show.
- [from trailer]
- Cletus Kasady: What's mine, is yours. And what's yours, is mine.
- [grabs Eddie's hand and bites it]
- Eddie Brock: [sees Venom jump into a bicycler's body] I wish I never met you!
- Venom: [gives Eddie the finger] Sayonara!
- Cletus Kasady: [as Venom holds him by the neck] I'm a killer with or without the monster Eddie. You know what I really wanted?
- Eddie Brock: What was it Cletus?
- Cletus Kasady: I told you, but you weren't listening.
- Eddie Brock: I'm listening now.
- Cletus Kasady: I wanted your friendship.
- Eddie Brock: I'm sorry, Cletus.
- Venom: Fuck this guy!
- [bites Cletus's head off]
- Venom: Eddie, I apologize that I can't mend the heart. Emotional pain hits much harder and it lasts longer. You just need to pull up your big boy pants and take it.
- Eddie Brock: Well, that's easy for you to say.
- Venom: Why?
- Eddie Brock: Because I'm a real boy, and you're just an amoeba.
- Venom: I will only take that because we are hurting right now. Don't worry buddy, I will get you through this!
- Eddie Brock: Alright, let's go!
- Venom: I'm not talking to him!
- Anne Weying: Well, he doesn't want to come out.
- Eddie Brock: What-what do you mean? We-we have to leave right now cause Cletus is going to wipe the city out.
- Venom: We're not doing shit until he apologizes.
- Anne Weying: So he's looking for an apology. Look, I know that amends aren't really your thing, but...
- Eddie Brock: An apology? What, like, as in right... right now, an apology?
- Venom: I need him to beg.
- Eddie Brock: Fine, I will be the bigger of us.
- Venom: I will always be the bigger of us... but go on.
- Eddie Brock: What did he say? What is he saying?
- Anne Weying: He said, he's listening very sincerely.
- Eddie Brock: All right, listen to this. I am sorry.
- Venom: Not the right tone.
- [Anne shakes her head]
- Eddie Brock: I'm sorry.
- Venom: Nope.
- [Anne shakes her head again]
- Eddie Brock: I-I am sorry.
- Dr. Dan Lewis: [watching from the car] So weird.
- Eddie Brock: [shouting] I'M SORRY!
- Anne Weying: I don't know why you're shouting at me.
- Eddie Brock: Well, 'cause... Okay, well, fine. I was a.. I was a loser before I met you.
- Venom: Yep. That's right.
- Eddie Brock: And, uh... And now I am someone. All right? You made me special.
- Venom: [smugly] Damn right.
- Anne Weying: Why don't you put a cherry on it.
- Eddie Brock: A cherry on that? Right. Um... I'm... I-I am truly very sorry for everything that I said.
- Venom: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Eddie Brock: Everything that I did not say. Everything that I did, you know...
- Venom: Mm-hmm.
- Eddie Brock: And probably everything that I-I did... I did not... I did not do.
- Venom: Mm...
- Anne Weying: Yeah, he's thinking.
- Venom: Hmm...
- Eddie Brock: Come on. Come on.
- Venom: Okay!
- [enters Eddie's body]
- Venom: Kiss her!
- Eddie Brock: [to Anne] Are you gonna... are you gonna kiss me now?
- Anne Weying: [mortified] No!
- Eddie Brock: No?
- Anne Weying: Oh, God, I'm never doing that again. God, well, maybe never. I don't know! Honestly, it's really fun.
- Cletus Kasady: [after Shriek destroys a helicopter with her super-sonic scream which nearly causes Carnage to the separate from him] Stop. You'll kill him!
- Carnage: [in a threatening tone] She does that again, I'll eat her face!
- Detective Mulligan: Keep me ahead of the curb, Eddie. Don't embarrass me! Do you understand?
- Eddie Brock: Trust me, the only scoop I'm getting today is Double Chocolate Chip.
- Venom: NO! I GET BRAIN FREEZE!
- Cletus Kasady: [to Frances] My angel, I've come to take you home!
- [breaks open her cell, freeing her]
- Eddie Brock: Well, my dear Sancho... facts are the enemy of truth.
- Venom: What does that even mean?
- Eddie Brock: It means... It means that we... are... friends.
- Venom: FUGITIVES!
- Eddie Brock: Ummmmmm yeah. Yeah.
- Venom: ON THE RUN!
- Eddie Brock: That too.
- Venom: Osho says, "When you love someone, you accept the whole person, with all of their defects".
- Eddie Brock: Defects?
- Venom: Nobody is perfect.
- Eddie Brock: Just go back, go back a minute. You're telling me--? You just said... That you love me.
- Venom: Ummm...
- Eddie Brock: [grinning] You did!
- Venom: Where will we go?
- Eddie Brock: I don't know... anywhere that needs a Lethal Protector, I suppose.
- Venom: Oh! You really meant it!
- Eddie Brock: Yeah.
- Venom: We will need a cape and a mask!
- Eddie Brock: No... no, I think you got that covered. We're good.
- Eddie Brock: Get up!
- Venom: I can't...
- [they see that Cletus and Carnage are at odds with each other]
- Eddie Brock: Look, look! They're not symbiotic. They're not a match
- Venom: We are!
- Eddie Brock: That's right! We are!
- Venom: Together, we are...
- Venom, Eddie Brock: The Lethal Protector!
- Cletus Kasady: You are real.
- Carnage: I am. And once I kill that thing that made me, we will be indestructible.
- Cletus Kasady: I know where to find him, but first, I need you to help me find something I lost.
- Carnage: Deal.
- [deleted scene]
- Cletus Kasady: We'll make them pay for what they did to us. Every single one of them. I've made a list.
- Frances Barrison: Put the dirty cop who took my eye on there.
- [He writes dirty cop on the list]
- Carnage: [comes up from the ground] We will all have our revenge
- [grunts]
- Carnage: Small thinkers. We have an opportunity to make a mark on this world so inedible our names will be history itself. All humans are pestilence. We can create a new race, part human part symbiote that will rule the world. A new breed.
- Frances Barrison: Wait. You mean...
- Carnage: All else that is not of our blood must be expelled.
- Cletus Kasady: [shocked] Oh, God.
- Carnage: Why look to God, when you have him right here? The father of all.
- Cletus Kasady: Well, technically, isn't Eddie Brock's monster your father?
- Carnage: [threateningly] I will eat your face.
- Cletus Kasady: Sorry. Sorry. I was just saying...
- Carnage: To those who speak of humanity we say, "Only our offspring survive."
- Frances Barrison: Well, this is some great-tasting Kool-Aid, but... I'm kind of old-fashioned when it comes to having kids.
- Cletus Kasady: Will you marry me?
- Frances Barrison: [gasping] Yes.
- Carnage: The Unholy Trinity.
- [deleted scene]
- Frances Barrison: [on swing set] This is where we began.
- Cletus Kasady: When we first met, it was as if you unleashed a box of squirrels into the trees of my mind. And while we were apart, they clawed and scratched at my brain telling me this day would come.
- Carnage: And they will pay for what they did.
- Cletus Kasady: I wish for you to see out your days alone, as you always have been.
- Venom: [inside of Eddie] Watch it, pal!
- Eddie Brock: Where are you going with this?
- Cletus Kasady: You are a cancer to everyone who ever loved you, Eddie. Deceived your trusting fiancée. And no wonder Daddy could never look at you again after you killed his wife, your mother, just by being born!
- Venom: [infuriated] YOU SON OF A BITCH!
- [He attacks Cletus]
- Venom: Eighty billion light years of hive knowledge across universes would explode your tiny little brain.
- Eddie Brock: You chose me? Buddy, I'm the only person who took you in when your friends kicked you off the planet Mingmong 'cause you are a reject! You are a pariah! "Lethal protection", my ass. You couldn't protect anything. You are useless! You couldn't get a job down here cleaning toilets!
- [Venom headbutts him in his face]
- Venom: I'm sorry! I-I don't know what came over me, here, please, let me fix it...
- Eddie Brock: [takes his hands away] I'm better...
- Venom: So I can break it again!
- [headbutts him again]
- Venom: [Eddie falls back on the couch, takes his hands away again and grows furious]
- Eddie Brock: You son of a BITCH!
- [He slaps Venom, who then drags Eddie out of a sitting position and forces him to stick to his refrigerator. Eddie tries to cling to it for support, but Venom throws him to the ground as Eddie pulls the fridge with him. Venom pulls him along to the other side of the room, having Eddie bump into the overturned fridge, before throwing him into a shelf]
- Venom: OUT! GET OUT! TAKE YOUR STUFF! GET OUT!
- Eddie Brock: This is my house!
- Cletus Kasady: You know how I spent my endless days? I spent them thinking about how you only told ONE side of the story. You didn't write about the part where Cletus was abused by MOMMY , DADDY, AND GRANNY! You didn't tell the world how he was a scared little boy that no one cared about and NO ONE CAME TO SAVE! You never asked yourself why, THAT'S BAD JOURNALISM! I'm not a crazy man, but I am a vengeful one.
- Anne Weying: Cletus has a symbiote.
- Dr. Dan Lewis: Oh, my God. Any other information you're pathologically lying about?
- Mrs. Chen: Pussy.
- Dr. Dan Lewis: Excuse me?
- Anne Weying: Eddie needs Venom.
- Dr. Dan Lewis: She just called me a pussy.
- Mrs. Chen: He said he didn't need him, that life was better without him.
- Anne Weying: Okay, I don't understand. What do you care... Oh, wait a second.
- [stares at her for a second and know its Venom inside of Mrs. Chen, her face changes into Venom's]
- Dr. Dan Lewis: [gasps] Do you... D-Do you see that? Seriously, do you see that?
- Anne Weying: Yeah, hon, I've seen it.
- Venom: Eddie's going to have to fight this battle all by his little bitch self.
- Anne Weying: Oh, don't be a big baby. Go help your friend.
- Venom: He said I couldn't get a job fixing toilets.
- Anne Weying: Cletus will come for him. He won't survive without you.
- Venom: Of course he won't. Because I am the hero of the two of us.
- Anne Weying: [convincingly] Yeah, you're the big sexy hero. You're the coolest, you're the hottest, and you're the bravest.
- Venom: I am.
- Dr. Dan Lewis: You know, I'm still standing right here.
- Venom: No one likes you, Dan!
- Anne Weying: I love you seeing you in action.
- Venom: Let's go save that asshole.
- [mid-credits scene from the first movie]
- Cletus Kasady: Do you mind if we forgo the whole "Creepy Serial Killer" thing here?
- Eddie Brock: Sure, it's good with me.
- Cletus Kasady: I mean, I can turn it on if you want. I can talk about Dadaist patterns of arterial spray.
- Eddie Brock: [smirking] I bet you can.
- [deleted scene]
- Carnage: Together we will unleash hellfire. Maximum carnage. And from the ashes, we will rise triumphant.
- Cletus Kasady: Be my wife?
- Frances Barrison: My husband's joined in holy acrimony.
- Cletus Kasady: I still want Eddie Brock.
- Carnage: Boring!
- Cletus Kasady: A wedding needs guests and I want him!
- Frances Barrison: Trust me, you do not want to live with him when he's like this.
- Carnage: Fine.
- Mrs. Chen: You broke Eddie's heart.
- Anne Weying: Okay, I actually don't have time to explain why that's wildly off the mark. Do you know where Venom is?
- Mrs. Chen: You want to break his heart, too?
- Anne Weying: I'm not gonna get into who did what to who. Eddie said he might be here because of the chocolate. I-I just to need to speak with the alien.
- Dr. Dan Lewis: Wha... Hey, you said there weren't gonna be any aliens.
- Anne Weying: I meant more aliens.
- Young Cletus: Are you there?
- Young Shriek: Cletus?
- Young Cletus: I'm outside. Under the oak tree. The sun dapples and warms the skin. We reach out. Our fingertips touch. I'm looking into your eyes for the first time. Come with me?
- Young Shriek: Earth. And yours are?
- Young Cletus: Oceans.
- Young Shriek: Land and sea.
- Young Cletus: To take us apart from this place. And one day, to the cathedral on the hill.
- Young Shriek: Except this time, I can't come with you. I used my secret power. They're coming to take me away.
- Young Cletus: They can't do that. They can't take you from me. You're my one bright light. My angel. The one who keeps me sane.
- Young Shriek: [They come to take her away] I'll always love you.
- Young Cletus: [from window] I'll kill everyone that stands in the way of me getting to you. I will find you.
- Eddie Brock: [to the chicken's Sonny and Cher] You two are being evicted.
- [Leaves them at the park]
- Eddie Brock: Come on. Don't look at me like that. It was never gonna work out, all right? Yeah, good luck.