- Richard: In each and every moment we're composing stories of our lives, let's aim to make it a meaningful read... or at least an interesting one
- Male Student #1: You mind if I ask you something personal?
- Richard: No, go ahead.
- Male Student #1: Have you ever been with a man?
- Richard: No... No. No. No... No, I can't say that I have.
- Male Student #1: Would you like to fuck me?
- Richard: Like... in your ass?
- Male Student #1: Yeah.
- Richard: Is it... is it clean?
- Male Student #1: Yeah... I mean it should be.
- Male Student #1: But no. I mean, I can always give you a blowjob, too.
- Richard: Okay. Pour me another one of those and make it very generous, because I'm...
- Male Student #1: Of course.
- Richard: ...really not sure how much of this I'm gonna wanna remember.
- [Richard makes a toast, swigs his drink and drops his glass on the floor]
- Henry: Damn it, Richard, those are crystal!