Não Se Mexa

Yet another limp effort from Netflix. The Gimmick of having the heroine of the movie unable to move for most of a films running time will have some giving this a watch. But its as unexciting as it sounds really.

The main actress does fine, and i hope she goes on to do better things. But everyone else in the movie is so dumb. What is the kidnapper/killers plan half the time? Why is every potential rescuer so stupid and wastes so much time? And why does everybody want to sit around having a chat when there's stuff to deal with? Probably just so the whole thing can reach that hour and a half mark. As it rolls along to an unlikely ending.

It all feels like a film nobody really wanted to put on a big screen, as it doesn't know what to do with the idea, has no suspence, and also has the standard cheap and unnecessary CGI we've all come to expect these days. Just have a lie down on the couch yourself and watch something else instead.