Inari Loves Girls

Nica Noelle really let me down with this entry in her portrait series for Sweetheart Video, as Inari Vachs is one of my favorite Adult Film actresses from the turn of this century, wasted here.

Usually NN crafts interesting story lines to set up the individual vignettes, separated by interviews in this format. But this time, the four segments are strictly all-sex, with brief self-serving interview intros. The usual cliches about how making love to women is so different than with men (duh!) and pornspeak about "passion", "chemistry" and the like amount to the b.s. one hears over and over in those BTS short subjects included on most DVDs. Only Katsuni (spelled with an n this time) seems thoroughly sincere.

Worst such intro is set in front of a fireplace as Inari and two gal pals (Lesbian icon Sinn Sage and busty gay-for-pay star Shay Fox) chat inanely with music attempting to drown out their nonsense. It's just a stall before the three mechanically make love, ending in a 3-way kiss. Shay especially seems disenchanted with the assignment, though I enjoyed seeing her sporting a different (and becoming) hair style rather than her trademark pixie cut.

Other scenes pair Inari with Dani Daniels and Teri Weigel. Teri was one of my favorite Playboy Playmates turned actresses of the '80s and '90s, but here she really looks bad, fake body and fake face and world weary in the extreme.