[Melrose sits on the top turnbuckle]
Melanie Rosen: Adrian! Hey yo, Adrian!
Sam Sylvia: Rocky! Get down from there. That's right. I came back. Don't all applaud at once.
[the ladies stand in position in the ring]
Sam Sylvia: Okay. Light of day. Who'd I hire? Who are you people?
[removes jacket]
Sam Sylvia: All right. Coming in.
[Sam enters the ring and nearly loses his balance]
Sam Sylvia: Why don't we do this: When I point at you, you tell me your name, and if you have any... special skills or hidden talents, favorite sex positions. All right, who wants to go first?
[Melrose clears her throat and waves at Sam]
Sam Sylvia: Yes, underwear-as-outerwear girl. Hit me.
[Melrose approaches Sam]
Melanie Rosen: Hi, I'm Melanie Rose. Call me Melrose. And my special skill is that I'm not fucking boring. Like, I can wake up in the morning with absolutely nothing to do, and just be in a Van Halen video by the end of the day. Um... Oh, also, uh... Any position with my legs over my head.
Sam Sylvia: Okay. I dig it. I like the whole 'please objectify me' vibe.
Melanie Rosen: Thank you.
Sam Sylvia: Tremendous.
[Melrose walks back to the corner of the ring]
Sam Sylvia: Wolf lady, what's your story?
Sheila the She-Wolf: Sheila. Sheila. And... I have a very acute sense of smell.
Sam Sylvia: Yeah? What cologne am I wearing?
Sheila the She-Wolf: Drakkar Noir.
Sam Sylvia: Trick question. Not wearing cologne. But I do spray that on my clothes if I forget to do laundry, so you get points for that. Good job.
Sheila the She-Wolf: Yeah. I love points.
