Amy Azurra's Gallery

Amy Anderssen has become my current fave in the "big fake breasts" porn category. Yes, that is now an official genre, with recent B. Skow Girlfriends releases boasting about the fabulous "big fake breasts" to be seen on his DVDs.

Back in an earlier phase of her career, living in England, she used Amy Azurra as her stage name and made several intriguing Bluebird Films, including a disastrous version of "Macbeth". Here she is spotlighted in a video that is sabotaged, unfortunately, by the label's major domo Paul Chaplin. I assume he directed it, but there is no on-screen credit.

Amy is cast as an artist, and featured in five varied vignettes showing off her beauty and humping skills. But Chaplin insists on inserting himself, hairy body, paunchy figure, etc., on-screen to paw and molest the womenfolk. Normally I would call this an ego-trip, but he seems more sinister than that meek term implies.

Episodes are titled "Gallery", "Optic", "Dancer", "Butterfly", "Suspension" and "Chess", indicative of the abstract (usually silly) approach to porn that is Bluebird's trademark. The "Chess" finale is furthest out-there: featuring human chess pieces on a pastel lit board, all designed to facilitate a standard Chaplin orgy scene which makes no sense -cosplay for the fun of it.

The other vignettes are equally odd and pointless, not reminiscent of artier excursions into this nonsense realm -the famous work of Andrew Blake and especially "Zazel" by Philip Mond. One might surmise that before wealthy Chaplin indulged himself in the world of porn he had taken one too many LSD trip, giving rise to these irrational flashbacks.

At any rate it is fun to watch Amy as a blonde with her volleyball-size tits cavorting on the silver screen years before her riveting current stardom as a brunette.