Impressed

This trio of "Oopsie!" scenes is notable only for featuring a trans-male (Austin Spears) in action, sort of a test of the audience's tolerance. Two of the three scenes have been previously released.

He's featured opposite Siri and Emma Magnolia, with no cocks in sight. Titled "Skate Squad", this intentionally oddball segment of "Oopsie!" raises some questions, but overall is a failure. I want to take it seriously because Bree Mills and her compatriots' quest for acceptance and understanding for the LGBTQ+ community from a porn perspective is laudable, but they seem to be poor communicators.

With star Siri co-directing with Bree, the 1/2-hour vignette comes off as nonsensical. The press release synopsis of its "storyline" is not reflected on screen -just Siri and fellow redhead/"big woman" Emma Magnolia horsing around with roller skates (very little skating is included) and putting up "Skate Squad" posters, when they encounter odd-looking Austin Spears who hooks up with them for a threesome.

Big moment (sort of memorable) occurs early in the show when Austin drops drawers and reveals a pussy (with distended clit) where the cock should be -a trans-male. That shocker is extremely unusual for a porn movie -the only time I recall such casting in a big-name label porn release was Dana Vespoli's excellent "Buck Angel Superstar" six years ago from the competitor Transsensual label.

Neil Jordan's "The Crying Game" had a similarly dramatic reveal of the leading actor revealed to be trans with a cock, but that movie was a serious one with a complicated plot, involving terrorism. "Skate Squad" is trivial and pointless, apart from its depiction of fun-loving queer people cavorting sexually on screen.

I am a bit baffled by Austin's performance. Spears looks quite similar to porn actor Jay Romero, except Austin doesn't have a cock. Trans-female stars have cocks, not post-op individuals without a cock. I don't see a future on screen for Austin as likely (Buck Angel's career went nowhere), and here he doesn't speak even when his two actress co-stars start babbling after the intro pantomime section is over.

Whether the resulting trans-lesbian threesome is erotic is up to the audience -so far its thumbs-up rating on the Oopsie website is extremely low.

"Color Me Impressed" offers almost nothing to the viewer. Its set-up features an unknown and uncredited male extra catching lesbian employees Izzy Wilde and Leana Lovings humping away in the stock room of their paint store. The video is so poor they should have gotten a product placement fee from Sherwin-Williams to defray production costs as this stinker will attract zero fans.

Assuming many positions, the two actresses have mechanical sex and nothing happens. Izzy talks gibberish throughout while Leana confines herself to moans or squeals of pleasure. Finale creampie is even faker than usual.

One of the best "Oopsie!" vignettes in quite some time, "Today's Special" points up the importance of casting, as all three actresses chosen here hit the spot.

Set-up is simple: Hailey Rose and Tori Easton are dining at a restaurant, with Hailey playing footsie under the table with her TS partner. The waitress Zariah Aura spills water all over Rose's top (wet t-shirt time) and leaves her a note to meet her in the ladies' room, where they instantly connect and have hot trans-lesbian sex.

Eventually, Tori checks out the bathroom and finds them in action, resulting not in anger but an instant threesome instead. Co-director Michael Vegas as a fellow diner has a cameo role in the loo at the end.

This represents cis-female actress Hailey's second "Oopsie!" appearance and she is making her mark as the hottest new "big natural" (breasts, that is) performer in porn. Both TS stars are quite alluring and deliver cum shots on cue, definitely a plus in this genre.