Something for Your Trouble

Location hunters will note two of the three scenes on this Fantasy Massage DVD were shot in the white-painted brick wall set used for a bathroom, but here representing a massage parlor and then a beauty parlor, unconvincingly.

For massage, there's a boring scene of Paige Owens as masseuse and Jay Smooth with barely a set-up, just sex for a customer - a true yawner. Everything's shiny and oily in this Nuru edition.

Same set becomes a beauty parlor by adding chairs, and London River is guest star (NonSex) as Charles Dera's wife getting her hair done plus pedicure (latter not shown), with Brooklyn Gray as stylist and masseuse. Stupid story gimmick has Brooklyn offering London's hubby a massage while he waits for his wife to be done, and gets f*cked in the process. That London doesn't notice the humping several feet away from her is ridiculous, supposed to appeal to that sliver of porn fans who dote on cuckold content.

Third segment features India Summer getting a package delivery from underage-looking Juan Loco, and seducing the kid. She gives him a massage in her bedroom before the happy ending.