BrazziBots: Uprising

Brazzers' robot/cyborg feature"BrazziBots" was no great shakes, but this sequel is even worse. Just a lame excuse for stringing together five long XXX scenes featuring top-heavy actresses (hmm, that sounds suspiciously like Brazzers' Prime Directive).

Angela White, Xander Corvus and Small Hands are a trio of Resistance fighters whose mission is to blow up a robot factory where the dreaded BrazziBots are fabricated. It's five years since the first movie, though only one year after that feature was released.

The trio are immediately captured and at the mercy of sexy, busty fembot captors. They escape or are killed (no spoilers from me) and outwit the cyborgs by sort of f*cking them to death.

With poor special effects, crummy sets and a screenplay worthy of a Don Glut 1950s backyard movie, the show devolves into gonzo sex five times in a row. That's so we can watch Angela and robots Romi Rain, Nicole Aniston and Cali Carter hump in various combinations, all leading to a stupid open ending (so more crummy sequels can be made).

All we learn from this is that Small Hands' real name (or perhaps other stage name considered before he opted for his present stupid one) is Aaron, as that is the character name he's often assigned in porn shows where all the other cast members use their stage name = character's name.