Upright Citizens Brigade

Realtor: This is the Hot Chicks Room. The breakfast table's just over this way...

Wife: Excuse me? What was that room again?

Realtor: Oh, this is the Hot Chicks Room. It's filled with assorted hot chicks, who party in here 24 hours a day. But you'd be more interested in the kitchen.

Wife: You know what? We're not going to need a sexy chicks room.

Realtor: Well, actually it's a Hot Chicks Room.

Wife: Well, whatever it is, we don't need it.

Husband: You said the same thing about the microwave, and we use that darned thing all the time.

[to realtor]

Husband: So, a Hot Chicks Room, huh?

Realtor: Yeah. The previous owner installed the room in the 80's, and I'll be honest with you, some of the chicks aren't all that hot anymore. However, they are replacable.