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    28 Women Who Made Me Snort Like A Pig With Laughter Online This Week

    "I’m going to come over to your house and touch all of your stuff" —@imniceandsmarrt

    Geeeee, what a week! From watching both the Eagles and Kendrick dominate at the Super Bowl to celebrating Valentine's Day (however you so choose), it's been a busy few days, folks! And I'm sure you've either been dodging the depressing headlines or doom-scrolling through them, and we get it; we really do. So, let's pause for a moment and giggle together!

    A person with long hair and pink hair clip looks at a smartphone with a smile, standing in front of a weather map backdrop with rain symbols

    We continue to peruse X (so you don't have to) and Bluesky (which you should absolutely check out) to illuminate the funny women who keep us laughing on both platforms. These roundups give us something to look forward to each week, and we hope they do the same for you! Without further ado, here are the funniest posts by women we stumbled upon this week:

    Make sure to follow all these funny folks!

    Editor's note: While we can't endorse what X has become, we can bring you the worthwhile moments that still exist there, curated and free of the surrounding chaos.

    1.

    Tweet by Debbie Downer: "If ur boyfriend is ugly do NOT post him on Friday... this week is already hard enough." 3.6M views
    Tweet by Debbie Downer: "If ur boyfriend is ugly do NOT post him on Friday... this week is already hard enough." 3.6M views

    2.

    Tweet by alondra expressing regret about a 24-hour story expiring, using a broken heart emoji. Viewed 1.3M times
    Tweet by alondra expressing regret about a 24-hour story expiring, using a broken heart emoji. Viewed 1.3M times

    3.

    Tweet humorously demands details on relationship ups and downs if included in Valentine's captions, asking about gambling and a Miami trip
    Tweet humorously demands details on relationship ups and downs if included in Valentine's captions, asking about gambling and a Miami trip

    4.

    A tweet humorously challenges the phrase "I'm my own worst enemy," suggesting enemies wouldn't buy lattes and candy bars
    A tweet humorously challenges the phrase "I'm my own worst enemy," suggesting enemies wouldn't buy lattes and candy bars

    5.

    Tweet by @ALadyNamedKatie: "Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO."
    Tweet by @ALadyNamedKatie: "Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO."

    6.

    Tweet by user @lliiattt asking, "does anyone know what you're supposed to do at 3pm," with 523.3K views
    Tweet by user @lliiattt asking, "does anyone know what you're supposed to do at 3pm," with 523.3K views

    7.

    Tweet by user "natalie" says, "Certified lover boy? Certified poo poo head..!"
    Tweet by user "natalie" says, "Certified lover boy? Certified poo poo head..!"

    8.

    Image of a text-based word game interface titled "Create four groups of four!" with a mix of words
    Image of a text-based word game interface titled "Create four groups of four!" with a mix of words

    9.

    Tweet by Esmé: "Me and my gf are like: fastest girl and mile walker in PE grew up and fell in love."
    Tweet by Esmé: "Me and my gf are like: fastest girl and mile walker in PE grew up and fell in love."

    11.

    A humorous tweet about expecting a soulmate to gaze at the moon versus a husband's mundane response
    A humorous tweet about expecting a soulmate to gaze at the moon versus a husband's mundane response

    12.

    Tweet by Abby Heugel: "I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence."
    Tweet by Abby Heugel: "I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence."

    14.

    Tweet by kenzi: "THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! (attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days)" with 262.6K views
    Tweet by kenzi: "THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! (attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days)" with 262.6K views

    15.

    Tweet by @nayelet8maybe: Apologizes for interrupting a long story by yelling "SEVENTH INNING STRETCH."
    Tweet by @nayelet8maybe: Apologizes for interrupting a long story by yelling "SEVENTH INNING STRETCH."

    16.

    Tweet by user @imniceandsmart: "I'm going to come over to your house and touch all of your stuff." 91.8K views
    Tweet by user @imniceandsmart: "I'm going to come over to your house and touch all of your stuff." 91.8K views

    17.

    Tweet by user Michelle: "Appliances always know when you're getting a tax refund." It has 42.6K views
    Tweet by user Michelle: "Appliances always know when you're getting a tax refund." It has 42.6K views

    19.

    Tweet by user Emily: "The sexual tension between needing to pee and not wanting to get out of my warm bed." 35K views
    Tweet by user Emily: "The sexual tension between needing to pee and not wanting to get out of my warm bed." 35K views

    20.

    Tweet from @Pettyyyboop: A mom recounts how her daughter offered a pad to her complaining boyfriend, saying, "Here, cry into this." 590.2K views
    Tweet from @Pettyyyboop: A mom recounts how her daughter offered a pad to her complaining boyfriend, saying, "Here, cry into this." 590.2K views

    21.

    Tweet from @jynxbby: "I like you" "you found out my ass is fat, didn’t you" with 672.6K views, dated Feb 11, 2025, at 1:01 PM
    Tweet from @jynxbby: "I like you" "you found out my ass is fat, didn’t you" with 672.6K views, dated Feb 11, 2025, at 1:01 PM

    22.

    Twitter post from user "chase" joking about a pop-up suggestion to share a screenshot on their Instagram story
    Twitter post from user "chase" joking about a pop-up suggestion to share a screenshot on their Instagram story

    23.

    Tweet by user Cactuscali991: "I'm not Thumbelina, I'm Middlefingerina."
    Tweet by user Cactuscali991: "I'm not Thumbelina, I'm Middlefingerina."

    24.

    A screenshot of a phone displaying a dad's message saying, "The first born daughter is always the female version of her father."
    A screenshot of a phone displaying a dad's message saying, "The first born daughter is always the female version of her father."

    26.

    Tweet by Carli Cooper suggesting a $15k referral bonus for setting up two friends
    Tweet by Carli Cooper suggesting a $15k referral bonus for setting up two friends

    27.

    Tweet by Jacquelyn: "taking a nap. wake me up when there's an R in colonel."
    Tweet by Jacquelyn: "taking a nap. wake me up when there's an R in colonel."

    Thank you, funny women, for making the internet a little better this week. While you're here, check out the funniest posts by women last week:

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