I’m drinking it. What the fuck else is there to hope for?

What I’d like:

AFCN Champs and 1st round bye.

Mike Hilton: 3INTS, 5 Sacks

Chris Evans: 3TDS

DJ Reader: 19 TFL 5 Sacks

Evan McPherson: 29-31, 100% pat, Long of 61 FTW (over Baltimore)

Joe Mixon: 5 rushing TDs Nov 28 vs Pit