Check out the Use The Index, Luke! merchandise – cool stuff that supports my work on the site.
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Stickers are Free!
I’m mailing you the Use The Index, Luke! und ModernSQL stickers and coasters for free.
Offer valid once per person and year. No cash-redemption or the like. The submitted data is only used for mailing and kept a year to detect duplicates.
Coaster Package
A supply of coasters to protect your desk from the drink of your choice. The coasters feature the Use The Index, Luke! mascot on the front and NoOffset on the back. You get:
8 Use The Index, Luke! coasters (two sided)
Ø 107mm/~4.2″; 1.4mm thick
8 Modern SQL coasters (two sided)
93x93mm/~3.7″; 1.4mm thick
4 stickers
One of each: Use The Index, Luke!, NoOffset, Modern SQL and No-Self-Join
Buy for €5.99
(free shipping)
SQL Performance Explained — English PDF Edition
The PDF edition of my book SQL Performance Explained. The book is also available in French, Japanese and German and is ready for immediate download. More info and reviews can be found on the SQL Performance Explained website. You get:
1 SQL Performance Explained
PDF version
Buy for €9.95
(download)
Coaster Plus PDF-Book Package
Along with the stickers and the coasters, you also get the PDF version of my book SQL Performance Explained.
1 SQL Performance Explained
PDF version
16 two-sided coasters
4 stickers
One of each: Use The Index, Luke!, NoOffset, Modern SQL and No-Self-Join
Buy for €15.99
(free shipping)
SQL Performance Explained — English Print Edition
The print edition of my book SQL Performance Explained. The book is also available in French, Japanese and German. You’ll find more information and reviews on the SQL Performance Explained website. You get:
1 SQL Performance Explained
Paperback (ISBN: 978-3-95030782-5)
Buy for €39.90
(free shipping)
Coffee Mug Package
The Use The Index, Luke! mug is symmetric in design for lefties and righties, and has a squirrel-colored interior for that special touch. You get:
1 coffee mug
Ø 7.8×12cm/~Ø 3″×4.7″; volume: 300ml/~10oz
1 SQL Performance Explained
PDF version
16 two-sided coasters
4 stickers
One of each: Use The Index, Luke!, NoOffset, Modern SQL and No-Self-Join
Buy for €29.99
(free shipping)
Double Mug Package
Save on two: get double the mug package goodness, ready to share with a friend…or even more for you!
2 coffee mugs
Ø 7.8×12cm/~Ø 3″×4.7″; volume: 300ml/~10oz
2 SQL Performance Explained
PDF version
32 two-sided coasters
8 stickers
Two of each: Use The Index, Luke!, NoOffset, Modern SQL and No-Self-Join
Buy for €49.99
(free shipping)
Mug+Book Package
For the more old-fashioned reader, we also offer a mug for your favorite beverage and a book for your reading pleasure. Note: wing chair and cigar are not included. You get:
1 coffee mug
1 SQL Performance Explained
in print and PDF
16 two-sided coasters
4 stickers
One of each: Use The Index, Luke!, NoOffset, Modern SQL and No-Self-Join
Buy for €59.99
(free shipping)
Other Packages
A good part of the prices is to cover shipping costs. The above combinations were carefully put together to optimize postal fees. If you’d like to order my merchandise in bigger quantities, please drop me a note. The per-unit price might drop significantly if I can put more units into a single parcel.