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MARK'S LATEST BOOK IS HERE!

The Prisoner of Windsor by Mark Steyn

By popular demand: the hardback print edition of Steyn's acclaimed audio adventure is now available! Mark's contemporary inversion of Anthony Hope's classic Prisoner of Zenda is set in a kingdom even more fantastical than Ruritania - today's UK.

In the 1894 original, an English gentleman on holiday is called upon to stand in for the King of Ruritania. Now, over a century later, a (dispossessed) King of Ruritania on holiday in London is called upon to stand in for an English gentleman.

If you loved Mark's caper in audio, you'll love it even more on the printed page. Your personally autographed copy is exclusively available right here.

The Mark Steyn Cruise

If you enjoy The Mark Steyn Show on dry land, wait till you experience it at sea, as part of our 2025 Mark Steyn Spain & Portugal Cruise.

Steyn favourites from around the world will be joining Mark aboard - among them Michele Bachmann, Leilani Dowding, Laurence Fox, Calvin Robinson, Samantha Smith, Naomi Wolf, Sammy Woodhouse, Dan Wootton and more... - and with no vax mandates or any of that nonsense. You can find more details here.

Membership in The Mark Steyn Club

~Here's the ultimate treat for a Steynophile: the gift that lasts all year long - The Mark Steyn Club Gift Membership. (If you're a member of The Mark Steyn Club yourself, don't forget to log-in to enjoy special member pricing for a gift subscription.)

If you'd rather sign yourself up for The Mark Steyn Club, please click here.

Gift Certificates

~If you're shopping for a loved one and unsure which books to get or what size T-shirt to order, our SteynOnline gift certificates make a great gift. You can buy a gift certificate starting at $25 (and soaring way up from there), and let your friends and relatives load up with Steyn books and music and trial merchandise at their leisure.

The gift certificates have no expiration date, so if, in ten years' time, your favorite nephew has a sudden yen for $100 worth of Clash of Sticks mugs, it'll still be valid. The gift certificates are available online here.

CREDIT CARD CUSTOMERS: To order personally autographed copies of The Prisoner of Windsor, The [Un]documented Mark Steyn, After America, Lights Out, Mark Steyn's Passing Parade, America Alone, A Song For The Season, Broadway Babies Say Goodnight and other books, or our exclusive T-shirts and other products direct from SteynOnline, please select the category you want from the top of the page and start shopping. MAIL ORDER CUSTOMERS: We also accept payment by check (or cheque), payable to SteynOnline and drawn on a US, British, Canadian, Australian or New Zealand bank, or by international money order. If you would like the book(s) autographed by Mark for yourself or for a friend, please enclose details with your payment. For complete mail order instructions, click here. TELEPHONE CUSTOMERS: For the convenience of US and Canadian customers who would prefer to purchase by credit card over the telephone, we also have a telephone sales service. Please call us toll-free on 1-866-799-4500. SHIPPING We ship all orders from New Hampshire, either via USPS Priority Mail, Express Mail or FedEx. Priority Mail usually takes 2-5 days to US addresses, 5-10 for Canadian customers, and 5-12 to overseas destinations (all subject to variation by local customs zealots). TERMS AND CONDITIONS For details of our returns policy, shipping methods and other conditions, please click here. If you have any other questions about Mark's other books and CDs, please contact our books department.