Company Mergers
Show us what happens when two unlikely companies merge. What's the new logo like? What stupid products will they make together? Suggested by Robbo Barney.
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Show us what happens when two unlikely companies merge. What's the new logo like? What stupid products will they make together? Suggested by Robbo Barney.
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created by si bennett on 3rd Jan at 4pm
B3ta newsletter 934, out now
"EMAIL NEWSLETTER ENTERS 24th YEAR OF PUBLISHING ASCII CHARACTERS >=32 <=127"
* CHRISTMAS MOVIE - Tropes exposed
* EGGPOD - In art show shocker
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Worst LP challenge
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"EMAIL NEWSLETTER ENTERS 24th YEAR OF PUBLISHING ASCII CHARACTERS >=32 <=127"
* CHRISTMAS MOVIE - Tropes exposed
* EGGPOD - In art show shocker
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Worst LP challenge
Read newsletter 934
published by rob on 3rd Jan at 8pm
Band's Worst Album
Most bands have a few missteps in their discography. Show us the truly dreadful albums that nobody would ever want and could end their careers for good. Suggested by Atomic.
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Most bands have a few missteps in their discography. Show us the truly dreadful albums that nobody would ever want and could end their careers for good. Suggested by Atomic.
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set by monkeon on 27th Dec at 9pm
Out now, B3ta newsletter 933
"THE UNOFFICIAL FAN NEWSLETTER OF THE ONLY GOOD BILLIONAIRE: SIR BEATLES MCCARTNEY"
This Week:
* TOOL - Calculate birthday timelines with pets
* GAME - Can you do burglar alarms under pressure?
* WATCH - the *worst ever* version of Band Aid
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"THE UNOFFICIAL FAN NEWSLETTER OF THE ONLY GOOD BILLIONAIRE: SIR BEATLES MCCARTNEY"
This Week:
* TOOL - Calculate birthday timelines with pets
* GAME - Can you do burglar alarms under pressure?
* WATCH - the *worst ever* version of Band Aid
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published by rob on 20th Dec at 10pm
Sesame Street
Sesame Street is in the news having been dumped by Warner Bros. Let's celebrate the show using the letters P(hoto) and S(hop). Suggested by Grumpwitch.
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Sesame Street is in the news having been dumped by Warner Bros. Let's celebrate the show using the letters P(hoto) and S(hop). Suggested by Grumpwitch.
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set by monkeon on 18th Dec at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 932, out now
"B3TA BOARD APPROVES OFFER TO SELL /TALK TO SOME BLOKE WHO HANGS OUT IN A BIN"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE RESULTS - 'Ronseal pop' turns out good
* GAME - A sort of cryptography thing that's fun
* SGTPEPPER DEATH CLOCK - Ticks closer to midnight
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"B3TA BOARD APPROVES OFFER TO SELL /TALK TO SOME BLOKE WHO HANGS OUT IN A BIN"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE RESULTS - 'Ronseal pop' turns out good
* GAME - A sort of cryptography thing that's fun
* SGTPEPPER DEATH CLOCK - Ticks closer to midnight
Read newsletter 932
published by rob on 13th Dec at 8pm
Weapons Amnesty
Remove or replace the weapons from action films, games or anywhere else, and show us the world where there's no guns or other armaments. Suggested by Chris Weston.
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Remove or replace the weapons from action films, games or anywhere else, and show us the world where there's no guns or other armaments. Suggested by Chris Weston.
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set by monkeon on 10th Dec at 10pm
Animals at Christmas
How do our furry, scaled and feathered friends celebrate Christmas? What gets to play Jesus in the zoo nativity? Show us! Suggested by Tinglto
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How do our furry, scaled and feathered friends celebrate Christmas? What gets to play Jesus in the zoo nativity? Show us! Suggested by Tinglto
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set by monkeon on 4th Dec at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 931, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT STILL PUBLISHES DESPITE THREE SIGNATURES ASKING US TO STOP"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Ronseal pop, that is, literal music
* COME TO FESSHOLE LIVE - London, this week
* YES IT'S A MONDAY NEWSLETTER - We were busy
Read newsletter 931
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT STILL PUBLISHES DESPITE THREE SIGNATURES ASKING US TO STOP"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Ronseal pop, that is, literal music
* COME TO FESSHOLE LIVE - London, this week
* YES IT'S A MONDAY NEWSLETTER - We were busy
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published by rob on 3rd Dec at 8pm
Ronseal Pop
Take a band or singer name (or song / album title if you prefer), and depict the world of pop as literal-mindedly as possible. Suggested by The Twisted Omentum.
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Take a band or singer name (or song / album title if you prefer), and depict the world of pop as literal-mindedly as possible. Suggested by The Twisted Omentum.
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set by monkeon on 26th Nov at 7pm
B3ta newsletter issue 930, out now
"JOIN THE 3 PEOPLE WHO'VE DELETED THEIR TWITTER ACCOUNT AND NOW POST ON B3TA"
This Week:
* LISTEN - to all the people swearing on social
* CHALLENGE - Bad guys in unexpected places
* A TOOL - to help you find local cinema
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"JOIN THE 3 PEOPLE WHO'VE DELETED THEIR TWITTER ACCOUNT AND NOW POST ON B3TA"
This Week:
* LISTEN - to all the people swearing on social
* CHALLENGE - Bad guys in unexpected places
* A TOOL - to help you find local cinema
Read newsletter 930
published by rob on 22nd Nov at 9pm
Fruit and Veg Movies
Let's take a trip to the greengrocers and make whimsical Photoshops about our favourite fruity (& vegy) products starring in the movies. Suggested by Richard Tingley.
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Let's take a trip to the greengrocers and make whimsical Photoshops about our favourite fruity (& vegy) products starring in the movies. Suggested by Richard Tingley.
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set by monkeon on 18th Nov at 10pm
Bad Guys in Unexpected Places
Take famous villains and put them in inappropriate or unexpected places. Show us how Pennywise goes down at a kids' party, or how the Corleones do on Family Fortunes.
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Take famous villains and put them in inappropriate or unexpected places. Show us how Pennywise goes down at a kids' party, or how the Corleones do on Family Fortunes.
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set by monkeon on 10th Nov at 4pm
B3ta newsletter 929, out now
"ONCE AGAIN THE HAM MARKETING BOARD REJECT OUR SLOGAN: SNORTY BUT SLICED"
This Week:
* LOST CONSONANTS - legendary B3ta challenge back
* PRIME NUMBER PROJECT - can you count? Then count
* OFFICIAL AMSTRAD NOSTALGIA SITE - thanks Alan
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"ONCE AGAIN THE HAM MARKETING BOARD REJECT OUR SLOGAN: SNORTY BUT SLICED"
This Week:
* LOST CONSONANTS - legendary B3ta challenge back
* PRIME NUMBER PROJECT - can you count? Then count
* OFFICIAL AMSTRAD NOSTALGIA SITE - thanks Alan
Read newsletter 929
published by rob on 8th Nov at 7pm
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- * CHRISTMAS MOVIE - TROPES EXPOSED
- * EGGPOD - IN ART SHOW SHOCKER
- * IMAGE CHALLENGE - WORST LP CHALLENGE
Company Mergers
Show us what happens when two unlikely companies merge. What's the new logo like? What stupid products will they make together? Suggested by Robbo Barney.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Rob and Dave visit the Imperial War Museum
Your newsletter team Rob and Dave visit the Imperial War Museum looking for a good time.
Stuart Payne
From cult web celebrity to the world's most sought-after biscuit critic, all inside a couple of weeks. This is the heart-warming story of Stuart Payne, whose fascination with all things tea and biscuit has caught the nation's imagination.